• *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
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    gcoky:

    babyferaligator:

    deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words

    and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear

    (Source: 420dongsquad)

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  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
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